THE EMPIRE, NOW ABOUT FIFTY PERCENT POPULATED WITH GORGEOUS AND STOIC WHITE-HAIRED ANIME CHARACTERS: Ah yes, the legend of Medair, who went on a futile quest five hundred years ago, right before our current king's ancestor conquered the nation, took the throne, married the emperor's daughter, and created our current relatively stable society!Īll of this is the backstory.
MEDAIR: HELLO I am back with the magical MacGuffin and I am ready to. So Medair goes in search of a mythological MacGuffin of great power to save the kingdom from the enemy hordes! Her quest is successful! She's going to come back and save the day! But first, having finished her quest, she takes a nap! THE ENEMY KING: Oh wow, that is super nice of him, very honorable, we really appreciate it, but it's going to be really unhealthy for my people's self-esteem and cultural stability to be in a long-term refugee kind of situation, soooooooo now that we're here I think we're just going to conquer your Empire instead?
MEDAIR: Welcome to our Empire, friends! I have been sent to tell you that the Emperor would like to give you land and supplies and shelter and a helping hand! We are very ready to be accepting of a bunch of gorgeous and stoic white-haired anime characters with angsty backstories! We hope you will have a nice stay! Our Heroine Medair is a Herald (as in diplomatic messenger, not as in Valdemar, I was about to say 'no falling in love with horses' but idk, there's some weird stuff going on in the second book) whose life takes a dramatic downturn when a bunch of refugees show up on the shore of her Empire after accidentally destroying their homeland. I thought the first book, The Silence of Medair, was pretty fantastic! Then the second one kiiiind of went off the rails a little.
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